When God, it is said Biblically, (genesis 2:18-20), created the world and man, He made all the animals he had created come to man so that he name them and that all animals carry the name Adam gave them. Adam named them all, males and females. And this is what really bugs me when Charles Darwin implanted in people’s belief that mankind evolves from the Ape when man must have given Ape its name. And it is also said that God created man to His image and likeness (Genesis 1:26). Does this mean that God, Himself looks like an ape? Darwin, you must be freaking mad.
And to continue, after naming all the animals, Adam remained the only one that did not find a companion. And God, seeing that Adam was sad and lonely, He proceeded and created Eve that He gave him as wife blessing them; and Adam smiled. You should see that. Imagine his happiness; to wake up from sleep and discover a newly created naked virgin woman lying beside you. You couldn’t care less how the hell she got there; all you know is that you got homework. It’s a Divine gift. Believe it; he spent 930 years enjoying her to his best and that’s why we all are here today. It wasn’t until then that man really felt alive and in paradise, and started to exist. What place can be a paradise without a woman in it? Praised be God, The Almighty. Now I don’t care if this story is true or not, I freaking like it. Whoever made it up is certainly not the kind of Darwin.

Now I don’t know about me and other men, but women, definitely did not evolve from freaking ape.
This is why, guys, each time you kiss and make love to a woman, give thanks and praise to God. Aren’t they sweet? Women, I take the liberty and risk to speak on behalf of all men as I say there is no word good enough to express our gratitude to you. You are our mother, our sister, our aunt, our niece, our cousin, our daughter, and our wife. You took time to choose us a father, to assemble us into our genetic makeup and characteristics, and you make us father. You give us your love, care, and virginity; you give birth to our uncles, brothers, sons, and nephews; our aunts, sisters, daughters, and nieces. You put up with our lies, abuses, cheatings, and vices. You forgive our offenses and disrespect and find the courage to satisfy our physiological needs and provide us with emotional comfort. The world nearly died out before God created you. God is the father and you are the mother of the world. We thank you women.